Old Mother Hubbard

Original Version

Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

To get her poor doggie a bone,

When she got there

The cupboard was bare

So the poor little doggie had none.

Reworked Version

 Mr and Mrs. Hubbard 

had a chat about purchasing new cupboards

since the kitchen work was just about done.

So they went to Lowe's to pick out some new ones.

She wanted a different style then he did.

Mr and Mrs. Hubbard got into a big fight over which style would look best

She called him a few choice names

and then smiled and said YOU can pick out all the cabinets

so long as YOU cook ALL the dinners!

The End.