Friday, May 20, 2011

Old Mother Hubbard

Original Version
Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

To get her poor doggie a bone,
When she got there
The cupboard was bare
So the poor little doggie had none.

Reworked Version
 Mr and Mrs. Hubbard 
had a chat about purchasing new cupboards
since the kitchen work was just about done.
So they went to Lowe's to pick out some new ones.
She wanted a different style then he did.
Mr and Mrs. Hubbard got into a big fight over which style would look best
She called him a few choice names
and then smiled and said YOU can pick out all the cabinets
so long as YOU cook ALL the dinners!

The End.

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