Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggie a bone,
When she got there
The cupboard was bare
So the poor little doggie had none.
Mr and Mrs. Hubbard
had a chat about purchasing new cupboards
since the kitchen work was just about done.
So they went to Lowe's to pick out some new ones.
She wanted a different style then he did.
Mr and Mrs. Hubbard got into a big fight over which style would look best
She called him a few choice names
and then smiled and said YOU can pick out all the cabinets
so long as YOU cook ALL the dinners!