Well, I'm still here. To make matters worse, I was pretty sure I was on the A list. Talk about disappointment. I am not even sure how to proceed. Is it worth still going forward? I'm pretty certain there are no second chances for the rapture. Are we all just totally dissed now? Does it mean a Zombie invasion is imminent?
I am also really alarmed by how few people were actually taken. I mean honestly folks NO ONE I know is even missing! ( well except for Joe, but it turns out he was in the downstairs bathroom and couldn't hear me calling.) Gosh we must really be a bunch of heathens. Realistically, I knew most of you were pagans, but still, I had hope. I wonder where the folks who made it were actually 'taken' from? Maybe Georgia. Dang, I bet Tammy is gone.Or -GASP- maybe New York! Oh no! I am sure most of my siblings made first cut.Oh my gosh I'm probably an orphan! Ang, are you still out there? Paul? Anyone? Please phone home!
Please if anyone else was left behind PLEASE contact me so we can set up a check point meeting place!
I would also like to begin compiling data on those who were taken so please send me the names of anyone you know who is gone and I will begin the arduous task of collating a comprehensive list of saved souls for documentation. (So far I have only one name listed as actually missing-a French fellow by the name of Strauss Kahn, but I am getting conflicting reports on his whereabouts,so stay tuned.)