Headlines

The following headlines have caught my attention recently. Some I shouldn't have found funny but must admit -I definitely did:

82-Year-Old Dies In Attempt To Be Oldest To Climb Everest

( Get this- he was trying to raise awareness of what  elderly people are capable of.)

Mississippi River flood passes record, soaks casinos farms

   (I thought casinos were in the soaking business, not the other way around!)

Homeless Chicago Man Donates Thousands to Down-On-Her-Luck Banker

( how ironic) 

'Maybe he was looking for the bathroom': Family defends Yemeni passenger who stormed cockpit, shouting 'Allahu Akbar' as plane came in to land at San Francisco
( perhaps he is distantly related to the panty bomber?)