Yeah- we don't do "Oscars" in this house. We don't really get to the movies much so we wouldn't know what all the fuss was about anyway. For you trivia addicts-one of the genius winners who saw the statue called 'the Academy Award' thought it looked like her Uncle Oscar, and so it was nicknamed ever after 'the Oscars'. (Clearly the I.Q. level of the winners has remained a steady feature.)
Here are more enjoyable Oscars to watch in my humble opinion.