Three blind mice, three blind mice, ( How on earth did they get blinded? What a curious thought. Not just one but three of them, simultaneously blind? Are they related? )
See how they run, see how they run,
They all ran after the farmer's wife, ( they must have been genetically altered. They KNOW who the Farmer's wife is? Perhaps this really is a case for Sculley and Mulder. and who could blame them for running after her, after being blinded and forced to spend hours on a tread mill! )
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife, ( I think we need to call in PETA here folks I wonder if the tails actually help with balance as in some other animals? Maybe the farmers wife was conspiring against them Norman Bates style. )
Did you ever see such a thing in your life, As three blind mice?(Thankfully, No!)
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